when i say a..i mean several...but that is not the point

A short list of the injuries so far would include, a fractured leg, broken arm and a broken skull, and then I went to secondary school

at which point all my injuries became mostly surface level....the only point this was not the case was when I accidentally knocked myself out by falling onto my head (it’s skill....really it is – you try to ‘accidentally’ fall on your head, it’s quite hard). However, after those comparatively blissful 7 years when the worst thing to happen to me was two concussions and a punch in the face I went to uni. Prior to this point alcohol had no influence

that was 5 years ago.

Now it gets....complicated.