Toados

It appears that i owe some people an apology. I started out listing all the various incidents in my life starting when i was younger. Due to events in my life now i stopped doing this. I am vaugly shocked that anyone noticed my lapse enough to object but to them i offer apology. When i left off i had just reached secondry school, i shall pick up from that point. In an all boys school never, ever, be anything that could look, act, appear or be construde as being different. Young boys, in all probability, will not know the meaning of any of those words but will know how to pumell you into the dust for being any of the above. Added to that if

A short list of the injuries so far would include, a fractured leg, broken arm and a broken skull, and then I went to secondary school at which point all my injuries became mostly surface level....the only point this was not the case was when I accidentally knocked myself out by falling onto my head (it's skill....really it is – you try to 'accidentally' fall on your head, it's quite hard). However, after those comparatively blissful 7 years when the worst thing to happen to me was two concussions and a punch in the face I went to uni. Prior to this point alcohol had no influence that was 5 years ago.

When people hurt themselves (i am told) usually they atop doing whatever it was that caused them to have an accident. it took me  awhile to learn that :S When i was nine i tried to learn how to rollerskate - I totally failed at this. Instead i, through repeatedly falling over, managed to break both bones in my right wrist and move the entire hand two inches to the left :( the odd, and slightly ridiculos thing about this is that, rather than after falling over a couple of times deciding maybe i should give up on the whole wheels on feet thing i just kept going, or rather kept stopping abuptly and more importantly, i kept falling in the same wa